EXCLUSIVE: Interview with Randy Orton

I recently snagged an exclusive interview with Randy Orton, WWE Superstar. Here below is what happened.

ME:Alright, I'm Jay Mann here with former World Heavyweight Champion Randy Orton. Randy, have you checked out my new website, -

Orton: Don't promote your [expletive deleted]ty website in my interview.

ME: But... this interview IS on that site!

A picture of a bloodied Randy Orton

Orton: Oh. I take that back. This is a [expletive deleted]ty INTERVIEW! I'm leaving!

ME: No, don't! Randy! DAMN!